Being judged by your appearance when you’re not a supermodel can be super hard, especially when you’re food. The following edible items have likely struggled with body-image issues their whole lives. They have SO MUCH TO OFFER and there is NOTHING wrong with the way they taste, but their presentation leaves much to be desired. Come on weird foods, you’re beautiful on the inside, where it’s supposed to count and most of the time does but a lot of times does not. The following foods need to take a look in the mirror and say, "I love and support you, you are beautiful, and you deserve a great day."
Looks Like: Hot Cat Throw-Up.
Tastes Like: A gift from the guards that is both spicy and savoury and good on everything.
Looks Like: A creature from the sea (duh).
Tastes Like: Whatever delicious sauce it is soaked in.
Looks Like: Dog vomit.
Tastes Like: Spicy heart attack waiting to happen.
Looks Like: Cat food.
Tastes Like: A meaty delight.
Looks Like: Alien fish larvae.
Tastes Like: Tropical sweet mangoes with lemon.
Looks Like: The insides of an alien.
Tastes Like: Mexican GOLD.
Looks Like: That mush they serve in orphanages in the movies.
Tastes Like: A hearty breakfast (if you add some brown sugar).
Looks Like: The gnarled hands of a witch.
Tastes Like: Palate-cleansing spiciness.
Looks Like: Dog food.
Tastes Like: Comforting beef.
Looks Like: Puke.
Tastes Like: Creamy delight on a fall day.
Looks Like: Fish eggs ... errrr.
Tastes Like: Something rich people eat.
Looks Like: The mangled hands of a ancient person.
Tastes Like: Lemons, apparently!
Looks Like: A white sponge.
Tastes Like: Nothing, really. Which is better than tasting horrible! HAHAHHHHHH.
Buffalo Chicken Dip
Looks Like: Hot Cat Throw-Up.
Tastes Like: A gift from the guards that is both spicy and savoury and good on everything.
Mussels
Looks Like: A creature from the sea (duh).
Tastes Like: Whatever delicious sauce it is soaked in.
Chili Dogs
Looks Like: Dog vomit.
Tastes Like: Spicy heart attack waiting to happen.
Corned Beef Hash
Looks Like: Cat food.
Tastes Like: A meaty delight.
Passion Fruit
Looks Like: Alien fish larvae.
Tastes Like: Tropical sweet mangoes with lemon.
Guacamole
Looks Like: The insides of an alien.
Tastes Like: Mexican GOLD.
Oatmeal
Looks Like: That mush they serve in orphanages in the movies.
Tastes Like: A hearty breakfast (if you add some brown sugar).
Ginger
Looks Like: The gnarled hands of a witch.
Tastes Like: Palate-cleansing spiciness.
Beef Stroganoff
Looks Like: Dog food.
Tastes Like: Comforting beef.
Split Pea Soup
Looks Like: Puke.
Tastes Like: Creamy delight on a fall day.
Caviar
Looks Like: Fish eggs ... errrr.
Tastes Like: Something rich people eat.
Buddha’s Hands
Looks Like: The mangled hands of a ancient person.
Tastes Like: Lemons, apparently!
Tofu
Looks Like: A white sponge.
Tastes Like: Nothing, really. Which is better than tasting horrible! HAHAHHHHHH.
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